Our Romantic Mini-Break At Viamede Resort.

Relaxing in the Viamede Resort's Boathouse Pub

Relaxing in the Viamede Resort’s Boathouse Pub

 

I walked into Viamede Resort in the Kawarthas on a spring afternoon that thought it was winter. If it wasn’t for the strange flurries of snow and the absence of Patrick Swayze, I could have been stepping right into the movie Dirty Dancing.

 

I was in old-school heaven. The kind that’s privately owned and managed hand-on. That’s back-to-basics luxury with an actual wooden phone booth and orchestrated with cloth napkins and heavenly locally driven food. That’s welcoming and warm, and glad you’re there. That doesn’t require great weather to have an incredible time. That kind of heaven.

 

Rewind a few weeks to when I was asked if I’d like to visit Viamede, a four-season (well, really three-ish, dingy March/April excluded) resort about 2 1/2 hours from Toronto.

 

Umm…Hells Yeah. My last vacation did not go well, and I was ready for another one.

 

Did I want to bring my kids? Three teenagers on my romantic mini-break in the country?  No way. They were staying home to watch the dogs, and the husband and I were riding off into the sunset. Or, as it turned out back in time to where comfort is paramount, food is delicious, and smiles are totally free.

 

Viamede is a little gem of a resort NorthEast of Toronto.  Quieter, less crowded, easier to get to, less expensive, and definitely less pretentious than the Muskokas, the Kawarthas, which are just North of Peterborough, Ontario are synonymous (in my mind anyways) with Kawarthas Dairy Ice Cream. And now, with the excellent service and beautiful surroundings of Viamede.

 

I asked Ben Samann, the General Manager of the resort, why he thinks his resort is so special. His response reflected the love and care that you can see in every facet of his organization, from the incredible staff to the spectacular food and stunning grounds.

 

As to less tangible awesomeness, I love Viamede because it truly is a special place. We have 170 acres and 2000 feet of waterfront, for a maximum of 150 guests. We have more space than we know what to do with, which has led to projects like the farm, disc-golf course, and collaboration with a local survival school. As to our food, you experienced it yourself -  we have a fantastic team that really love making good food. 

 

Viamede Resort in the Kawarthas

Viamede Resort in the Kawarthas

 

Ben has been with the resort for a few years, and has made it his project to create the premiere destination in the province. From cosmetic updates to physical plant and new buildings, he has made significant improvements. He’s also brought in a whole new team of staff, many from Toronto, to create a superior guest experience and offer new services and recreation options.

 

Although we were at Viamede just as the lake was melting, and couldn’t really take advantage of any of the amazing activities that are offered, we could still see the attention to detail and and beauty of the location, from the expansive waterfront area to the rustic walking paths and  the stunning 1872 church (what a locale for a wedding.)

Since I’m pretty lazy laid-back, I had no problem with allowing the real stars of our show to shine: the relaxing atmosphere of our immaculate suite and the incredible food.

 

Viamede Resort-Accommodations

Viamede Resort-Accommodations

 

You KNOW that I lit that fire. I’m a woman of many talents. That was the most activity I did in 48 hours.

 

The food. Viamede boasts three restaurants-the Boathouse Pub, the 1885 dining room, and the Inn at Mount Julian (which offers a world-class tasting menu). I definitely ate my weight over the weekend, as well as experiencing a few food-gasms. I was almost tempted to go for a long walk to work off the food, but then it was time for the next meal.

 

Viamede Resort: The Food

Viamede Resort: The Food

 

One of our wait staff told us about the farm that Ben has started on the property, so I asked him about it. I wanted to know if they were planning on growing their own food. No, Ben told me, the real purpose of the farm is to connect guests with where their food comes from.

 

Well, the farm is a budding project that was started 2 summers ago with ducks and pigs. The pigs are a heritage Tamworth breed, and we are actually now getting back the piglets from one of the sows we raised in 2011.  Oddly enough, we produce very few vegetables, although we will be planting more this year. We don’t really produce enough to substantially affect the menu, so we order much of our produce from local farmers. 

 

We do a few hog roasts each year, and those come from our own hogs. Duck eggs get used in our home made pasta (and my personal omelettes at home, honestly). The turkeys are served at Thanksgiving and Christmas parties. Quail eggs will be a new thing this year, and we will see how many we can produce. During the day, all of our birds get free roam of the property, and every day at 3:30, we have a farm tour where the guests get to help herd the animals back into their pens. The friendly pigs usually come out to say hi, and often get kitchen scraps hand-fed to them. 

 

Viamide is truly a place for all seasons, and has activities to please everyone, whether your goal is to get a great workout snowshoeing, relax and recharge, stuff your face, or try your luck at stand-up paddle boarding, hydro biking, or yes, even pig farming.

 

We had a fantastic time with Ben and his staff. We relaxed, we ate, we hung out and just spent time as a couple. I have to tell you that we can’t wait to go back to Viamede to enjoy the Spa, waterfront, and other amenities. And, we might even bring the kiddos with us. There’s definitely enough happening to keep the teenagers busy and out of our hair. Worse comes to worst, we can send them to feed the pigs.

 

Note:  I was GENEROUSLY provided a weekend at Viamede for the purposes of this review. All opinons are my own, and I’m still full, to tell you the truth. And maybe a bit drunk. Their bar staff does a generous pour.

 

Chicky’s Great Reads for Moms: Random House of Canada

Chicky's Great Reads for Moms from Random House of Canada

Chicky’s Great Reads for Moms: Random House of Canada

Day 2 of Great reads for Moms (You can see Day 1 here) is brought to you by Random House of Canada. There’s something for everyone on this list: Inspiration, Instigation, romance, and (sorta) reincarnation. I’ve read two of these novels, and I can tell you they’ll get Mom thinking (about lots of different things *wink*).

 

Now, go buy your Mom a great book (or if you’re a Mom, go get yourself one).  Because, it’s time to relax and start the pages turning (or swiping, be that as it may.)

 

Check out these amazing picks from some of our other publishing friends: Simon and Schuster Canada; Harper Collins Canada; Penguin Canada

The Spark by Kristine Barnett

 

The Spark by Kristine Barnett

The Spark by Kristine Barnett

 

The extraordinary memoir of a mother’s love, commitment and nurturing, which allowed her son, originally diagnosed with severe autism, to flourish into a universally recognized genius–and how any parent can help their child find their spark.

 

S.E.C.R.E.T by L. Marie Adeline

 

S.E.C.R.E.T. by L. Marie Adeline

S.E.C.R.E.T. by L. Marie Adeline

 

Cassie Robichaud’s life is filled with regret and loneliness after the death of her husband. She waits tables at the rundown Café Rose in New Orleans, and every night she heads home to her solitary one-bedroom apartment. But when she discovers a notebook left behind by a mysterious woman at the café, Cassie’s world is forever changed.

 

Wedding Night by Sophie Kinsella

 

Wedding Night by Sophie Kinsella

Wedding Night by Sophie Kinsella

 

Lottie just knows that her boyfriend is going to propose during lunch at one of London’s fanciest restaurants. But when his big question involves a trip abroad, not a trip down the aisle, she’s completely crushed. So when Ben, an old flame, calls her out of the blue and reminds Lottie of their pact to get married if they were both still single at thirty, she jumps at the chance. No formal dates—just a quick march to the altar and a honeymoon on Ikonos, the sun-drenched Greek island where they first met years ago.

 

Life After Life by Kate Atkinson

 

life after life by Kate Atkinson

Life after Life by Kate Atkinson

 

What if you had the chance to live your life again and again, until you finally got it right?
During a snowstorm in England in 1910, a baby is born and dies before she can take her first breath.
During a snowstorm in England in 1910, the same baby is born and lives to tell the tale.

 

Ten Reasons You Should Take Down Your Christmas Decorations

house with a lot of crazy christmas lights

10 Reasons to Take Down Your Christmas Lights

 

Dropping my cleaning lady off the other day… (Yes, I have a cleaning lady. I don’t do housework. Are you disdainful of my obvious laziness or jealous that I’ve found a way out of practicing the art of housewifery.). Anyways, dropping my Charwoman (I like that, don’t you? Sounds so retro) off at home the other day, I noticed that the house across the street from hers still had their Christmas lights up. Full out-dangling icicles, lights around the trees, even wreaths on the garages and front doors. Since I’m Jewish, I don’t really understand (I blame the Jewishness because what else can one blame when looking at ugly grey icicle-shaped wires in March. And also, this is exactly why we don’t decorate our houses, because then you have to take it all down. Life needs to be simple).

 

I decided that short of marching right up to their door and gently suggesting (while holding some kind of very effective weapon), that they take out a ladder and take that shizzle down, the only thing I could do about this sorry state of affairs was to a) tell the whole internet about their disgrace; b) list the reason why they should box up the Christmas detritus until next year.

 

Choice A was tempting, but Choice B covered both (the first, unlettered option was my favourite, but I’m a peaceful passive-aggressive and I didn’t know where to get a weapon in a hurry).

 

10 Reasons you should take down your Christmas decorations.

  1. Christmas is over
  2. New Year’s Eve is over
  3. Valentine’s Day is over
  4. Family Day is over
  5. St. Patrick’s Day is coming, and shamrocks and other greenery would give your house a nice spring-like appearance
  6. Spring is next week
  7. Even the snow men have called it in
  8. Easter decorations make a lovely accent to any home
  9. Summer is coming
  10. Your neighbours all hate you for bringing down their property values and are secretly planning to take your decorations down in the dead of night, replacing them with giant banners of you and your hairstyle from the 80s
(See, you can easily exchange the Christmas strands for lovely green shamrocks)
house decorated for st patrick's day

See, you can easily exchange the Christmas lights for pretty shamrock strands

 

Or, even garland a tree with a few Easter eggs…

 

tree decorated for easter

Replace those Christmas lights with a few Easter eggs!!
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That One Time When We Took a Vacation (Part 1)

That One Time When We Took a Vacation

That One Time When We Went on A Road Trip

 

I’m about to share a tale that will make you feel really good about your life. So take out your tiny violins, and get ready to hear What Happened on my long-awaited winter vacation.

 

Forebodingly, or maybe mistakenedly, I gave the trip the hashtag #GriswaldFamilyVacation (yes, I know I spelled Griswold wrong.)

 

Have you heard the expression Man Plans and God Laughs?

 

We’ve planned a trip of some sort or another for several years, but then always found ourselves in cancellation mode when the deposits were due. Once again,with our trip to Israel, we booked, even put deposits down, and then found ourselves wriggling out of the arrangements. I did promise the children a vacation, so we planned an extravaganza which included a 2-day fun-filled drive to Florida, a week long Carnival cruise, 5 days in Ft. Lauderdale with friends, then another exciting, scenic 2-day drive through the American South and upwards.

 

This trip was going to be FANTASTIC, I assured the kids, after booking us on a cruise that many of their friends were also going on. I kept feeling in the back of my mind, though, that something would go wrong. I’m usually a positive person, but I just had a bit of a twitch.

 

There was that, what do you call it…Vacation Doom Indicator (VDI):

 

Ummm…Mom…You booked us on the wrong ship. Everyone is going on the Breeze. And we’re going on the Dream.

 

Oops.

 

It’s ok honey(s). You’ll make new friends on the ship. (They didn’t. Imagine 2 teenage boys walking into a room full of other teenagers and saying, Hey, you look my age. Want to play?)

 

Before we left, I got my car checked out to make sure everything was in working order. I made sure to bring my ziploc full of necessary medical supplies such as bandaids, Advil, Gravol and Benadryl. To make the package smaller, I took out my giant tub of prescription cortisone cream (because why would I need that.) We managed to pack everything into the car. Including my best friend and her tiny dog. Five people in my 6-seat Ford Flex wasn’t enough, I had to fill every seat.

 

We bought 5 duffels on wheels (on sale for $160!), and told the kids that if it didn’t fit in the bag, it wasn’t coming.  I’m an over-packer (thankfully, you’ll see why), and was pleasantly surprised to find how much I could you squeeze into one of those duffels (like 5 pairs of high heels, a pair of converse, many sandals, and almost all of my clothes). The 18-year old girl was similarly gratified, although, to tell you the truth, her things are kind of scanty and squish up really well.

 

We set off on a cool wintry morning at the break of dawn. My bestie & I, relegated to the back seat, were quite happy to mold ourselves in between the bags, content with our Tim Hortons and her tiny dog. We had an iPad, Kindle, Kobo, and data plans so we could Facebook each other from what can’t even be considered the next seat. This drive to Florida was going to be an adventure, we agreed. A real Thelma and Louise time (without Brad Pitt or headscarves, and plus my husband and three children.) One unparallelled in the annals of vacations, in fact, even though the teenagers wouldn’t let us sing, we couldn’t actually move our legs, and the man wouldn’t let us drive (which was fine since there was no way anyone else–well maybe the 13 year old–could, or was willing, to pretzel themselves into that 3rd row. Thank you yoga.)

 

The first day was fun. We giggled, we tried not to snack until we remembered we had black licorice mix, we used our feminine wiles to suggest that it ‘might be time for a pee break.’ We kept the doggie from crawling through the car and trying to sit on the driver’s lap (since he had threatened to hang her out the window if she made it up there).

 

After hours in the car, 10 to be exact, in Kentucky, it was time to call it a night…A Red Roof Inn Kinda night.  And that’s when the REAL fun began…

 

To be continued….

 

 

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Giveaway: Lunch and Vineyard Tour in Ontario Wine Country

Picnic in the Chateau des Charmes winery courtesy of Wine country Ontario

12 Days of Wine Country from Wine Country Ontario

 

I was asked by Wine Country Ontario to share my favorite Wine Country gift as part of their 12 Days of Wine Country.  I’m pretty sure it’s because according to Klout I’m influential about wine (and bacon. Which is not really accurate as I’m jewish and know next to nothing about bacon other than it doesn’t really qualify as pork). So, it was either Klout or someone has been snooping my recycling again. Regardless, I am rather fond of wine, and especially Wine Country Ontario (because it’s close and they have free samples.)

 

My task was a very easy one, as one of the nicest days I’ve ever had was at Chateau des Charmes Winery in Niagara, Ontario.

 

My sister and I searched high and low for something special to do for our mother’s 65th birthday. Finally, we decided on a play at the Shaw Festival, and, with the logistical help of Michelle Bosc of Chateau des Charmes, a winery tour, tasting, and beautiful picnic lunch in the vineyard.

 

picnic in the vineyard at chateau des charmes, niagara ontario

Wine Country Ontario- Picnic in the Vineyard, Chateau des Charmes

 

The setting was beyond beautiful. And so was the food.

 

chateau des charmes picnic lunch

Chateau des Charmes, Picnic in the Vineyard, Wine Country Ontario

 

It was also pretty amazing to tour the winery and learn about wine-making. A lot goes on before you pop that cork (or cap. Which is much better. Easier access.)

 

I’m so thrilled to offer all of you the opportunity to have your own beautiful day at Chateau des Charmes. This gift is valued at $110 (Cdn):

 

Rekindle a romance or spark a new one (or take your mother) with this private picnic for two. Your gourmet picnic basket is freshly prepared by local favourite The Pie Plate and includes a choice of fresh sandwich, a side salad, a decadent sweet treat, a bottle of water, and of course a bottle of Château des Charmes wine (white or red) to enjoy at your leisure as you take in the incredible scenery . But that’s not all! To conclude your romantic rendezvous you will be taken on a private tour of the winery. Your vineyard table awaits!

 

To win your own Wine Country Ontario gift, please tell me who you would take to Chateau des Charmes for a picnic.

 

For additional entries do these tiny tasks, making sure you let me know:

1. Tweet and / or Facebook the contest

2. Become a Be Nice or Leave blog follower by subscribing in the box to the right

3. Join my Facebook community

 

Contest runs from Sunday, December 9 at 8pm to Friday, December 14 at 4:00 pm. Winner will be chosen by random drawing.

 

Disclosure: I was not sponsored to love Chateau des Charmes Winery, however, Wine Country Ontario is providing you with this special gift as part of their 12 Days of Wine Country. To learn more, please join them on Facebook or have a look at their website, Wine Country Ontario.

 

And..the winner…drumroll please… is Vickie Cheung aka @kiki_bff. Congratulations and thanks for entering everyone!! (winner was chosen by Random.org.)

A Very Goyishe Chanukah Hanukah Hanukkah

christmas ham

A Christmas ham? that would be a very goyishe chanukah

 

OK Fine. We all know you’re very excited for Christmas. Except, Chanukah, or Hanukah, or Hanukkah is coming up first, YO!

 

Our 8 Crazy Nights start this Saturday night, December 8th, at Sundown.

 

L’Chaim.

 

My friend Dee Brun Gow aka Cocktail Deeva, shared Funny or Die’s Drunk History of Christmas, starring no less than Ryan Gosling. Obviously, I had to retaliate, and share A Very Goyishe Chanukah. This one has Cher. And Lady Gaga. Almost as good.

 

More on Chanukah Hanukah Hanukkah here.

 

And, if you want to make Latkes to go with that Chanukah Ham up there, come back another day and I’ll share my recipe. Keep it Kosher, people. Peace out.

 

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Sweet Potato Gratin with Praline Pecan Streusel and Toasted Marshmallows

 

I’m not a fan of sweet potatoes.  I’ll suffer them down because I know they’re healthy, but I don’t do it with pleasure.  It used to drive my mother crazy, this aversion to orange food.  Other than carrots and the occasion sweet potato, I cannot abide squash, peaches, nectarines, mangos or papayas.

 

Every year at Thanksgiving, my mother would try to doctor up some squash or sweet potatoes with brown sugar or maple syrup, and then try to bribe me to eat it. And, just like the grilled liver I used to douse in ketchup, I’d take a bite and then spit it out in my napkin.

 

That’s until I found this incredible recipe in a Martha Steward Living Magazine . It involved layering sweet potatoes with a sort-of-pralined pecan streusel, and then topping it with mini-marshmallows.  While reading, I started to get the feeling that I would be able to get orange food down when doctored up like that. I was right. It was good. And, after that first making, the dish became a staple at our Thanksgiving dinners.  That was until an out-of-control Bulldog named Daisy (who doesn’t live with us anymore), chewed up the recipe.  Which is nowhere to be found on the Internet. And which was was fated to be lost to us forever.

 

That is unless I could recreate it.  With my masterful powers of memory.  After a few false starts and a lot of conviction, I believe I have even improved on the perfection of the original recipe (By making it way more decadent, I’m pretty sure.)

 

Now, since I’m generous, I’m going to share the recipe with you.

 

That is unless you’re on a diet. In which case, you probably shouldn’t read further.

 

Chicky’s Sweet Potato Gratin with Praline Pecan Streusel and Toasted Marshmallows

(adapted from a Martha Steward Living recipe)

 

 

Sweet potato gratin with pralined pecans and marshmallows

Ingredients for sweet potato gratin with marshmallows

 

4 large sweet potatoes

1 cup pecan pieces

1 cup brown sugar

1/2 cup – 3/4 cup very cold butter cut into cubes

1 tbsp or so cinnamon

a dash or two of nutmeg

enough mini marshmallows to cover the top completely

 

For the potatoes:

 

Steam or boil the sweet potatoes until they are just tender but not soft.  Let cool and peel them (once sweet potatoes are cooked, the peel just slides off.)  and slice  into about 1/2 inch slices (rounds).

 

sliced sweet potatoes for sweet potato gratin

 

While potatoes are cooking, make the Praline Pecan Streusel:

 

In a small mixing bowl, place the butter, pecans, and brown sugar.  Using a pastry cutter, two knives, or your fingers (that’s the best way), mix together until you have a coarse crumble. Add in the cinnamon and nutmeg and mix to combine.

 

(Finger method:  place your clean hands in the bowl and grab a chunk of the mixture with your fingers. Rub fingers together. Repeat and repeat. You’ll see. It works.)

 

Preheat oven to 375 degrees.

 

To assemble:

 

Place a layer of sweet potato rounds into a well-greased square baking dish (about 9 x 9 or whatever you have).  Top with blobs of the streusel mixture (about 1/2 of it).  Repeat the layering of the potatoes and the blobbing of the streusel.  Cover with tinfoil, and place in the preheated oven for about 30 minutes.

 

sweet potato gratin first layer

 

If making ahead, you can prepare the dish up until this point and place in the fridge.  (Don’t forget to reheat before the marshmallow step if you made ahead.)

Top with a layer of mini marshmallows and place under the broiler until the marshmallows are golden. DO NOT WALK AWAY UNLESS YOU LIKE BURNT MARSHMALLOWS.

 

sweet potato gratin with pralined pecans and marshmallows

I didn’t burn the marshmallowsin 

 

Take a bite. Now, tell me it ain’t worth the calories.

 

a piece of sweet potato gratin with candied pecans

 

The Kill-Your-Diet High Holidays Cake Challah

round sweet honey challahs

 

For the Jewish New Year it’s traditional to serve a round sweet Challah.  It’s round to symbolize the renewal of the new year, and sweet to wish everyone at the table a wonderfully sweet year ahead.  once, I had an incredible Challah that had a streusel topping on top. It was fantastic!  The one problem was that I had no idea where it was from.  I was already making challahs every Friday for Shabbat, and decided to take on the seemingly insurmountable project of recreating that delicious sweet bread.

 

I googled and searched and I couldn’t find a recipe for a Challah with a streusel topping anywhere. So, I decided to create my own. It took a lot of trial and error of different Challah recipes from the Internet, attempts to braid, swirl, and otherwise shape my dough, and failures with streusels (too buttery, too dry, too sweet).  But, after all those attempts, I fine-tuned it, and I get requests for Challahs every September.

 

I have discovered that making the round challah in a springform pan is the most reliable. I had problems with a making a ‘snake’ of dough and twirling it because for some reason the centre of the bread didn’t cook, which was gross and pretty embarrassing to serve.  I have never attempted a round braided loaf because, frankly, my method is really easy and always works out.  To tell you the truth, nobody cares about what the Challah looks like. All they’re interested in is how fast I can slice it.

 

I use a breadmaker, but this recipe has methods for both. I’ve tried probably ten different methods and one from Diana’s Desserts is the best and most reliable.  Note that this cake is a bit more crumbly and dense than regular Challah.  I usually make two loaves, one with raisins and one without.  If you need to make them in advance, the bread freezes well, but give at least six hours for defrosting.

 

Place ingredients in breadmaker in this order:

3/4 cup of warm water

1/8 cup good quality honey

1/6 cup (or 1/2 of 1/3 cup) sugar

1/4 cup unsalted butter (and a little more for good measure)

2 whole eggs

1 egg yolk

1 tsp salt

4-4/12 cups unbleached white flour (or whole wheat baking flour if your family will allow. Mine are purists. They do no.)

3 teaspoons or 1 mounted tbsp of bread machine yeast

Pinch of saffron (optional)

Two handfulls of raisins (I mix a few kinds and you can plump them or not. I don’t.)

 

Once the dough is ready for shaping, (I take it out of the breadmaker and let it rest on the counter for 10 minutes. Even dough gets tired) use a cutter to cut it into six or seven evenly-sized balls.  Place them in a springform pan lined with a parchment circle.

 

Rosh Hashana crown challah dough

sweet challah dough balls

 

dough ready for rising sweet honey raisin challah

 

 

Place a tea towel on top of the pan, and let rise in a dark, dry place for about one hour.  In the meantime, make up the streusel topping which is:

about 1/2 cup of flour

1/2 cup total of white and brown sugar

1/4-1/2 very cold butter, cut into cubes

1 tbsp of cinnamon

Using a pastry blender, two knives, or the best method, your hands, blend the ingredients until they’re like a crumbly bowl of yummy.

 

streusel topping for sweet challah

Streusel topping for sweet challah

 

Once the dough has tripled in size (it should be near the top of the springform pan), brush it with an egg wash (one scramble egg with a little water), and sprinkle liberally with the streusel topping.

 

sweet challah dough with streusel

challah dough with streusel before baking

 

Bake in a preheated 350 degree (Canadian) oven for about 1 hr. It will be ready when you tap the bottom and it sounds hollow.

 

Let cool and hide from your family.  To serve, open the springform and you’ll be able to pull it right off the base by tugging on what I call a miracle, namely my best friend parchment paper.

 

bread maker sweet round challah

a perfect sweet round challah

 

 

 

(More pictures to come as the day goes along! The bread is just rising right now.)

Tradition…. Tradition. Passover at Our House

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Every year we  debate whether to serve meat or chicken as the main course at Passover.  The meal, by tradition and definition is pretty massive already, with several ritualistic and traditional courses as part of the evening.

Passover is the re-telling of the Jew’s exit from Egypt after being enslaved by Pharaoh.  We hold two Seders (the word means ‘order’, as the evening’s proceedings follow a certain order), and we read from the Hagaddah,which means ‘to tell’, since we tell the story of our ancestor’s delivery from slavery in the land of Egypt.

In a nutshell, Moses, acting on behalf of the Big Kahuna himself, is sent to  convince his people to follow him right out of slavery, and hopefully to the Promised Land.  Ever polite, Moses asks the Pharaoh several times to ‘Let my people go.’  Helping out in the background is G-d, who sends any manner of what should be convincing messages (the plagues)  to Pharaoh to try to convince him to release the Jewish people from slavery.  Pharaoh is a stubborn monarch, and holds his ground until the last plague-the smiting of the first born. After that, he tells Moses to take his people and get the heck out.  And to do it fast, before he changes his mind.

Enter the Passover Seder, an in-the-home service and meal where we re-tell the story of the Exodus and eat ourselves silly.  Stretchy pants are de-riguer.

We are not very religious.  Or Seders take about 30 minutes (in other homes they can be up to two hours), and they are a bit chaotic, involving a lot of screaming, matzo throwing, and my older brother screaming out ‘Where’s Elijah’ in a Deep South accent.  But, we love our version of Passover. To me and my siblings, tossed around in our childhoods by divorce, tradition means everything. That means that we serve the EXACT same meal, year-over-year.  We use the same recipes, even though my mother tries to suggest, delicately, that we try something new.  But, in this we children hold firm.

So, back to the beginning and the moot debate about meat or chicken. I say moot because even though we discuss it, the menu does not change.   We serve both, and the meat’s always brisket, and the chicken is always Lemon Chicken.

I have to say, I’m like a Passover dictator.  I make almost all the food myself (Matzo ball soup, meat, vegetables, sides, even the desserts).  I carefully parcel out contributions to my family-I let someone bring the Gefilte fish, and my brother makes the chicken.  My sister rocks the Charoset, and I’ll let just about anyone boil and peel the eggs to be served in salt water.

But, other than that, its all me. It’s truly a challenge to make amazing food when you follow the restrictions imposed by the Passover ban on anything leavened or that expands (you can’t even eat mustard). But, I do believe that I’m the master. Especially, when it comes to Brisket.  Everyone says theirs is the best, but mine truly is.  And, I don’t even have to brag about my frozen lemon meringue cake.  The fact that it always gets finished, even after a 5000 calorie meal speaks for itself.  Here’s a post with the recipes for both.

If you can wrangle an invite to a Seder, you should do it.  According to tradition, we’re supposed to have someone there who has no better place to be, so it shouldn’t be too hard to find yourself a seat at a Passover table.

Oh, did I mention that we are REQUIRED to drink four glasses of wine during the Seder?

Happy Passover!

For more Passover posts:

The Worthington Post

Momfluential 

Kosher Shopaholic

Out of the OrthoBox 

Ima on and Off the Bimah

Brother, cheap airfare isn’t always a bargain

Interesting choice for in-travel entertainment

I am planning a trip next December to Israel for my son’s Bar Mitzvah.  My whole family is going.  When I say whole family, I mean mother, and stepfather, stepfather and his wife (can you call her a stepmother if she’s your first stepfather’s new wife?), brother with sister-in-law and their four kids, sister with brother-in-law and their boy, and of course my husband and my own three kids.

Its quite a posse.

My other sisters aren’t coming because one of them has four kids and can’t envision the trek to Israel with all of them, and another is going herself next June for my nephew’s Bar Mitzvah, but along with a group from her husband’s family.  My husband’s family isn’t coming for similar reasons (his sister, though has FIVE kids, and brother is going the December after.)

Are you confused?

My older brother is torn of whether or not to come.  He can’t decide. But, in a moment of boredom, he started researching flights and prices.

He excitedly called me

BB (big brother):  I’m not saying I’m coming, but I’m looking at some flights.

Me:  oh yea?

BB:  I can get an Alitalia flight with one stop for $3500 business class.

Me: Are you nuts?  You’e going to spend $13,000 on airfare?

BB:  Isn’t it more comfortable?  Oh wait.  Here’s one.  Aerosvit.  Business class is on sale for $1500.

Me:  Aerosvit?  Are you kidding?  Business class on Aerosvit probably means you get a seat instead of sitting in cargo.  I’ll bet the planes are 80 years old.

BB:  But, its business class.

Me:  Remember that airplane that crashed in Russia? That was probably Aerosvit.

BB:  Oh, come on!  It couldn’t be that bad, could it?

And then…he googled ‘Aerosvit Reviews’

This was the first review that that came up after www.airlineequlaity gave it one star:

Reviews of Aerosvit

As if that wasn’t enough, this traveller had some choice words to say on Lonely Planet:

Upon some reflection, he’s not flying Aerosvit.  Tempting as it sounds.

Do you have any funny travel stories?