50 More Things You May or May Not Want to Know About Me

August 31, 2012 By

source: www.veronicadarling.blogspot.com

 

Yesterday, I overshared a bunch of crap about myself.  Since I like round numbers (don’t tell me 50 is a round number. It has a five in it, so I know it’s not. I’m really good at math), and also, since nobody shares just 50 Things About Themselves, here are the rest.

 

51. Do you hate the last guy you had a conversation with?

My son?  Or was it the pizza guy?  I love the first, and the second one was really nice.

52. Are you nice to everyone?

To their faces… Just joking.  I’m usually nice, except when I’m receiving poor service. Then, I’m the opposite.

53. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?

Many times. That’s one of the pleasant surprises called life.

54. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?

Cheating is the work of the devil. I’m not joking.  Cheaters never prosper.  I can’t stand a cheater, and that’s why no matter how good looking he is, I can’t stand Brad Pitt.

55. Are you good at hiding your feelings?

Not so much.  I think my face betrays me.  Or my mouth.  I’m not very good at withholding my opinions.

56. Do you think you like someone?

I know that I like someone(s).

57. Have you kissed someone whose name starts with a ‘J’?

And I married him.

58. Do you prefer to be friends with girls or boys?

I prefer to be friends with great people.

59. Has anyone of your friends ever seen you cry?

Everyone has seen me cry.  I cry a lot.

60. Do you hate anyone?

I do. Well, I used to hate her, but now I’m just bored of the whole thing.

61. How’s your heart?

Pumping.  I’m really healthy.

62. Is there something that happened in your past that you hate talking about?

I don’t want to talk about it.

63. Have you ever cried over a boy?

I’m a girl.  It’s de regeur. Isn’t it?

64. Who is probably talking a load of crap about you right now?

Wouldn’t I like to know. I think it’s my GBFF.  I pissed him off and I’m not sorry.

65. Are your toenails painted pink?

Ha! Yes they are.  Well, more of a fuchsia.

66. Will your next kiss be a mistake?

If it’s a good kiss, it’s never a mistake.

67. Girls love it when boyfriends cry; correct?

A man who cries is a man who can share his heart. As long as he’s not crying and obsessed with his mother. That combination might be a problem.

68. Have your pants ever fallen down in public?

I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me in the future.

69. Who was the last person you were on the phone with?

The pizza delivery guy.

70. How do you look right now?

Pretty bedraggled.  My dark circles are reaching legendary proportions.

71. Do you have someone you can be your complete self around?

I do. My best friend. And, my husband.  But, to tell you the truth, I’m always my complete self. That’s caused me problems on occasion.

72. Can you commit to one person?

I’m a commitment-lover.  I believe in commitment.

73. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to?

A woman must have her mysteries.

74. Have you ever felt replaced?

I don’t want to talk about that.  Dead bodies are best left buried.

75. Did you wake up cranky?

OH YES.

76. Are you a jealous person?

I have met the green-eyed monster on occasion.

77. Are relationships ever worth it?

Even bad relationships are worth it for the learning experience. However, abusive relationships are not worth anything.

78. Anyone you’re giving up on?

I’m too much of an optimist.

79. Currently wanting to see anyone?

Yes.  In a few days I’ll see my childhood best friend. I haven’t seen her since we were both 13.

80. Name something you have to do tomorrow?

Be amazing.

81. Last person you cried in front of?

My husband.

82. Is there someone you will never forget?

My Daddy.  Obviously.

84. If the person you wish to be with were with you, what would you be doing right now?

That’s a very confusing question.  If I wanted to be with me, what would I be doing? Hmmm, well, I’d be counting my bazillion dollars I just won in the Microsoft Special European Lottery.

85. Are you over your past?

I try to be. Every day I try to let go of one negative experience.

86. Have you ever liked one of your best friends of the opposite sex?

I have. But, it didn’t work out.  He had bad breath.

87. Is there anyone you can tell EVERYTHING to?

Didn’t I already answer that?  This set of questions is getting repetitive. If It’s boring for me, it must be boring for you.

88. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept it?

Probably not. I mean, he dumped me for the Grateful Dead. That’s hard to get over.

89. So, the last person you kissed just happens to arrive at your door at 3AM; do you let them in?

I would start by asking my husband why he was wandering around the neighborhood late at night.  Then, I’d consider letting him in.

90. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?

I did date one creeper, but we didn’t figure out that he was a creeper until after I dumped him.

91. Will you be in a relationship in 2 months?

If I’m not, there will be a big problem.

92. Is there anyone you know with the name Michael?

I know several people named Michael.

93. Have you ever kissed a Matthew?

My nephew is named Matthew, so unless you’re referring to frenching, yes.

94. Were you in a relationship in January? How was it going?

Yes, for the last time, I am, was, and will be in a relationship.  I think in January I may have hated him for a few days though.

95. Were you happy with the person you liked in March?

I may or may not have been happy with my marriage in March. These things change very quickly depending on the day, you know.

96. Don’t tell me lies, is the last person you texted attractive?

He thinks he is.

97. Who do you have texts from?

Who don’t have texts from? Robert Downey Jr., that’s who.

98. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?

I’d say ‘Hands off my husband, ho!’

99. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?

About an hour ago.

100. Who’s in your profile picture with you?

A 25 year old firefighter with a great tattoo and a big heart.

 

Now, it’s your turn. Go find 100 questions that you like, and answer them. Don’t forget to let me know you did it.

 

 

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50 Things You May or May Not Want to Know About Me

August 30, 2012 By

source: www.veronicadarling.blogspot.com

 

Tonight I got a bee in my bonnet to share 100 facts about me.  (I just said Bee in my bonnet. Are you giggling or craving hardtack and poundcake?)

 

So, I googled, 100 Questions about Me, since I know that this desire is not an original one, and that I’d therefore find reams of questions to assist in my oversharing.  Mostly, I found boring lists that prompted for details like name, city, or shoe size. Stuff you wouldn’t necessarily need to know unless you were planning on sending me gifts. Are you? Because I wear a 6 1/2 in a dress shoe and a 7 in most casual footwear.

 

I found this series of queries on Tumblr that seemed fun.  I quickly skimmed the questions and I think most of them might be for Gen Y or even Z. Since I’m immature, this is the list I’m going with

 

Here are the first 50 in this Q & A marathon. I split it up in case you need to refill your coffee. Or Vodka. And also so you’ll come back tomorrow.

 

1. Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?

I hope so. It was my father-in-law.

2. Would you date an 18 year old at the age you are now?

Well, since my daughter is 18… can I get back to you on that one?

3. When was the last time you were aggravated and happy at the same time?

Umm…now?

4. Would you ever smile at a stranger?

Every chance I get.

5. Is there someone mad because you are dating/ talking to the person you are?

I live in the suburbs. So, what do you think?

6. Have you heard a song that reminds you of someone today?

When my kids make me listen to Sirius Hits 1, every song reminds me of when my kids make me listen to Sirius Hits 1.

7. What exactly are you wearing right now?

Pyjama bottoms, a fancy shirt and a navy blue cardigan. I’m sort of halfway ready to bed and there’s a good chance I’ll sleep like that.

8. How often do you listen to music?

Whenever I’m in the car.  WhenI work, it’s very distracting.

9. Do you wear jeans or sweats more?

Sweats. Jeans make me feel fat. I know, I’m weird.

10. Do you think your life will change dramatically before 2013?

Well, yeah. My daughter is going away to university.  And, I may or may not win 10 billion Euros. I mean, I got an email…

11. Are you a social or an antisocial person?

I’m an extremely antisocial person. I’m obviously lying.

12. Have you ever kissed someone whose name begins with the letter ‘A’?

I can’t remember.  I’m very old. Come to think of it, my first french kiss was from a guy named Andrew.

13. What about ‘R’?

That’s possible. Europe the summer of ’91 is a blur.

14. Can you drive a stick shift?

But, of course.  I had a red Mazda Miata which I convinced my Dad to buy and which I subsequently commandeered. I looked GOOD in that car.

15. Do you care if people talk badly about you?

Very much so. I can’t help it.

16. Are you going out of town soon?

As a matter of fact, I am.  I’m going to California for the first time.

17. When was the last time you cried?

Hard to say.  I tear up at tampon commercials. Do you mean a really big cry?

18. Have you ever told someone you loved them?

All the time. And, I meant it too.

19. If you could change your eye color, would you?

No way, jose! I have amber eyes. Who else has amber eyes?

20. Is there a boy who you would do absolutely everything for?

There are three boys I would do anything for: my husband and my two sons.

21. Name something you dislike about the day you’re having.

I was very cranky today. Also, laundry.

22. Is it cute when girls kiss you on your forehead?

That’s never cute.

23. Are you dating the last person you talked to?

I really hope not. Wouldn’t that be cheating? With my son’s 13-year-old friend?

24. What are you sitting on right now?

My bed. I mean, my desk.

25. Does anyone regularly (other than family) tell you they love you?

Everyone tells me they love me.  I mean, come on!

26. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?

Who hasn’t?

27. Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night?

IRL, text, Facebook, or Twitter?

28. Do you get a lot of colds?

Not lately. Of course, I never leave my house, so that could be why.

29. Where is the shirt you are wearing from?

Winners.

30. Does anyone hate you?

Most certainly.  Although, I’m baffled by that fact. I’m eminently likable, if a bit annoying.

31. Do you have any empty alcohol bottles hidden somewhere in your room?

Is that question for my teenagers?

32. Do you like watching scary movies?

No way. First, my Dad took me to see The Abominable Snowman and other Wonders when I was a kid, and then, Cape Fear. After that, I was done.

33. Do you want your tongue pierced?

Ew.

34. If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be?

I don’t know. I’ve blanked it out.

35. Did you have a dream last night?

I don’t know. I was sleeping.

36. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?

About 10 minutes ago.

37. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?

Well, I certainly hope so. Is there something you’re not telling me?

38. Do you think someone has feelings for you?

I think everyone has feelings for me.  Not sure what kind…

39. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?

I think everyone is thinking about me right now.  I’m conceited like that.

40. Did you have a good day yesterday?

Yes, mostly.  Except for the parking ticket. That sucked.

41. Think back 2 months ago. Were you in a relationship?

Pretty sure I was.

42. In the next 48 hours, will you hang out with a girl?

I’ll probably hang out with several girls.

43. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?

You betcha. People have also told me to get lost. Is that the same?

44. What’s the best part about school?

That I don’t have to go anymore.  Actually, the best part about school is that my kids go all day and I can do whatever I want.

45. Do you have any pictures on your Facebook?

I overshare. So, obviously.

46. Do you ever pass notes to your friends in school?

This is one of those questions that I believe was intended for Gen Z.  But, yes, I used to pass notes in school.

47. Do you replay things that have happened in your head?

I have anxiety. And therefore, I overthink.

48. Were you single over the last summer?

Sometimes I wished I was.

49. Is your life anything like it was two years ago?

No. And it’s so much better now.

50. What are you supposed to be doing right now?

Reading, sleeping. Hell, I can do whatever I want. I’m halfway to the grave.

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The Real Queen Bees of Cougar Ville

March 4, 2012 By
cougars, single older women

source: hotel chatter.com

**Warning:  Some content may offend.  Sexual Content.**

I know I‘m an old married lady.  An old, apparently priggish one.  My lips are pursed just thinking about how puritanical I am.  I can feel the wrinkles forming.

I’m no party-pooper.  I know how to have a good time.  But, the fact is, I get uncomfortable when the privacies of the bedroom (or the living room or the kitchen counter) are discussed in frank and casual detail in front of me.  I’ve got a big ‘C’ (for Mrs. Cleaver) pasted on my chest. According to my contemporaries, I should crawl back into the Victorian era that I came from.

Once, I was cajoled into going to one of those passion parties.  This woman had brought all manner of vibrators and gels and other love toys.  She DEMONSTRATED (in a manner of speaking) a little gadget that fit over your finger, and which was apparently so discreet you could use it in the car. USE IT IN THE CAR!  Wouldn’t that be driving under the influence?  Can you imagine picking up carpool and as the kiddies got into the car, ‘Hello. HEllo. HELLLLOOOOOOO. KIDS!!’  Anyways, after she finished showing all the gizmos and gadgets, girls went into another room, and while every one else was snacking on cheese and crackers, ordered their ‘dessert’ for brown-paper-bag delivery later.  Not exactly my thing.

I know its surprising, since I’m pretty much an open book and a total over-sharer about everything else, but I’m not a big on public discussions of affection.   I’ll listen, all right, red-faced, and squirming in my seat.  When pressed I’ll eventually blurt out a detail or two.

I can’t say the same for some of the divorced women that I’ve recently met. They seem to be re-experiencing the sexual revolution.  Very verbally.  I know I’m a self-admitted conservative in this area, but still…I think maybe they’re going too far.

Cher said, ‘The problem with most men is they’re assholes.  The problem with most women is they put up with those assholes.’

Until they get a divorce.

Then, women are free. Like butterflies.  Or honey bees.

‘The queen bee in a honey bee hive is encouraged to be as promiscuous as possible. During a single mating flight, a queen bee can mate with up to forty drones. The more sexual partners a queen has, the more attractive she is to the worker bees that keep her hive running.’  (Huffinton Post, Lindsay Armstrong)

Once single, the ‘honey bees’ are freed form the constraints of monogamy.  Of husbands. And set free into a veritable smorgasbord of carnal delights.  I know this, because they tell me. Unprompted

One woman I didn’t event know announced, out of nowhere:  ’I love to suck c*ck! I just love it!’

Another, telling a group of us about her weekend: ‘Its fabulous having a young man. The one I’ve got f*cked me 7 times in one night. Its the best. He didn’t stop.’

And, also, a lady who likes her freedom: ‘I don’t want a relationship.  I just want to get F*cked. Like a lot.’

Ladies, just because we can, doesn’t mean we should.  Talk about it. Like that.  

Now, don’t get me wrong.  Everyone is entitled to have a lively, satisfying, and yes, energetic sex life.  Use as many toys, materials, accessories, and partners as you’d like.  No problem. However, as I say to my kids, its your privacy.  Just like I don’t want to hear about my parents doing it, I don’t really want to know your intimate details. I have no need to live vicariously through your white hot nights.

I honestly believe that comments like these actually set women back.  They’re too forced.  Too open.  These are things you might confide in a best friend. Not announce boldly to strangers at a party. We’re not 18-year-old boys bragging about our conquests.  We’re mature women: gorgeous, smart, strong.  Comments like these just feed the caricaturization of ‘Cougars on the Prowl’.

My question is this:  Would you want your DAUGHTER talking like that?

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