Now that I’m officially a Parenting Adult, I feel that its time that I get some official feedback on my mothering skills.
For Mother’s Day. Since I love Mother’s Day.
Anyways, even though the general public thinks I’m a bad mother, I think I’m pretty decent at this job, thank you very much.
Just to make sure, I asked my kids, very nicely.
And, their answers:
Me: For my Mother’s day post.
I’m still waiting…I guess she’s punished…
Ben: You do everything perfect.
Excellent Answer, son.
And that really, is all I need.
Happy Mother’s Day to everyone.
May nobody annoy you today. May you get to go to your yoga class, may your Mother not start a fight with you. May the coffee be hot and the wine liquor-y. May everyone pick their crap up off the floor without you asking 17 times. May your baby sleep through the night, and your teenager come in before it’s over.
May your day be filled with love, and butterfly kisses, or at the very least, no laundry.